9agents
9enabled
0running now
1currently failing
Daily heartbeat - proves the model, dispatcher, and notify channel are all alive.
100% clean over last 6 runs (7d)
Voice Memos
Tier 3 · Autonomous
Nothing new
Transcribes and speaker-labels new voice memos on-device. Notifications carry filename / turn count / matched speaker only, never transcript text.
Transcription (ASR)Whisper large-v3-turbo
Diarizationpyannote speaker-diarization
Speaker matchingpyannote embedding
100% clean over last 137 runs (7d)
Haggar Pants Watch
Tier 1 · Notify
Nothing new
Daily price + promo check for a saved pants filter.
Promo / banner extractiongptoss-64k→ escalates to claude-haiku-4-5 (cloud, only if the local answer fails validation)
50% clean over last 6 runs (7d)
Coke Zero Watch
Tier 1 · Notify
Error
Weekly price check for one product at one retailer (Meijer). Plain parsing, no model.
No model - deterministic code only
0% clean over last 1 runs (7d)
Weekly Summary
Tier 3 · Autonomous
OK
Sunday rollup of every other agent's run health and output for the week.
Summary prosellama3.1-64k→ escalates to claude-haiku-4-5 (cloud, only if the local answer fails validation)
100% clean over last 1 runs (7d)
BidFTA Watch
Tier 1 · Notify
OK
Hourly auction monitor across a set of saved searches. Has its own public dashboard at bidfta.politelysold.com.
Ambiguous-title classifier (one watch only)gptoss-8k→ escalates to claude-haiku-4-5 (cloud, only if the local answer fails validation)
54% clean over last 97 runs (7d)
Job Finder
Tier 2 · Draft & hold
OK
On-demand executive job search. Drafts a shortlist for review - never applies on its own.
Search & judgmentClaude Opusvia the `claude` CLI on the user's own Claude subscription, not this project's metered API key
100% clean over last 1 runs (7d)
DMARC Watch
Tier 1 · Notify
Nothing new
Daily DMARC report scan, with hourly repeat alerts while an issue stays open. Plain XML parsing, no model.
No model - deterministic code only
100% clean over last 90 runs (7d)
DEWALT Battery Watch
Tier 1 · Notify
OK
Weekly price check for DEWALT 20V MAX batteries across six retailers. A blocked or broken retailer is reported as such, never silently dropped.
Price/listing extraction (6 retailers)gptoss-64k→ escalates to claude-haiku-4-5 (cloud, only if the local answer fails validation)
80% clean over last 5 runs (7d)